mirror of https://github.com/stijndcl/didier
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"It's all fun and games until you hail Satan, then it's a party.",
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"Sinning is winning.",
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"Hell is filled with billions of people yet I feel so alone.",
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"If you ever feel alone; watch a horror movie late at night with the lights off. You won't feel so alone anymore.",
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"Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats.",
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"I miss you, son @realDonaldTrump",
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"I keep getting christmas lists from dyslexic kids.",
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"You're adopted",
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"Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.",
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"The recommended age to have an Ouija Board is 8 years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol, but 8 to summon me.",
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"If people can believe that not vaccinating their kids is a good idea then you can believe in yourself.",
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"Stop hating yourself, that's my job.",
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"Hell may be bad but at least we don't have Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton.",
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"Hell is full of pull/push doors but the first way you try will always be the wrong way.",
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"I don't hate you, I just don't like the fact that you're alive.",
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"If you ever feel bad, just remember that Jesus hears his dads name every time he has sex.",
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"Drink water you fuckers.",
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"If it's 1 or 1.000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1.000.000 sins and come down here a legend?",
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"Fuck.",
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"If Satan needs someone's consent to enter their body then so do you.",
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"Stop killing eachother, it's getting a little crowded down here.",
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"Being immortal sucks when you're spending it alone.",
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"Come to Hell, I've got the new Super Smash Bros.",
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"Can't wait for y'all to storm Area 51 and find there's only pictures of my asshole in there.",
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"Are you Hell? 'Cause you're hot as fuck!",
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"Stop trying to summon me, @IGGYAZALEA!",
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"Hell has infinite Pizza. Heaven has Broccoli. Make your choice.",
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"Come to hell, we know Obama's last name.",
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"Why fall in love when you can fall into the fiery pits of Hell?",
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"LADIES imagine this: it's 15 years from now. You're dead, you're in Hell. You're constantly tanned from the flames, you have no kids to look after. Life is good.",
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"I don't care who you worship, just make sure you worship yourself first.",
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"Stop living your life trying to please God and start living to please yourself.",
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"Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7."
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