didier/functions/easterEggResponses.py

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import random
from data import constants
def control(message):
if str(message.author.id) == constants.didierId:
return ""
elif didier(message.content):
return "Hmm?"
elif any(term in message.content for term in ["gib dink", "gib donk"]):
return "No."
elif didier(message.content.split(" ")[0]) and any(term in message.content.lower() for term in ["are you sure", "are u sure"]):
return "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive."
elif any(message.content.lower().startswith(term) for term in ["is this", "isthis", "isdis", "is dis"]):
res = random.randint(0, 100)
return "No, this is Patrick." if res > 90 else ""
elif " 69" in message.content or "69 " in message.content:
res = random.randint(0, 100)
return "Nice." if res > 70 else ""
elif message.content.lower() == "hey":
res = random.randint(0, 100)
return "You're finally awake!" if res > 90 else ""
return ""
def didier(message):
ml = message.lower()
return ml == "didier" or ml == "<@!{}>".format(constants.didierId)