More easter eggs

database/scripts/db01_initial_easter_eggs.py

@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+from sqlalchemy.ext.asyncio import AsyncSession
+
+from database.engine import DBSession
+from database.schemas import EasterEgg
+
+__all__ = ["main"]
+
+
+async def main():
+    """Add the initial easter egg responses"""
+    session: AsyncSession
+    async with DBSession() as session:
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd6hVYkkq88
+        do_not_cite_deep_magic = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"((don'?t)|(do not)) cite the deep magic to me,? witch",
+            response="_I was there when it was written_",
+            exact=True,
+        )
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrHTR22pIhw
+        dormammu = EasterEgg(match=r"dormammu", response="_I've come to bargain_", exact=True)
+
+        # https://youtu.be/rEq1Z0bjdwc?t=7
+        hello_there = EasterEgg(match=r"hello there", response="_General Kenobi_", exact=True)
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WZCvQ5J3pk
+        hey = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"hey,? ?(?:you)?",
+            response="_You're finally awake!_",
+            exact=True,
+        )
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5ZDC1eQEA
+        is_this_the_kk = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"is (this|dis) (.*)", response="No, this is Patrick.", exact=False, startswith=True
+        )
+
+        # https://youtu.be/d6uckPRKvSg?t=4
+        its_over_anakin = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"it'?s over ", response="_I have the high ground_", exact=False, startswith=True
+        )
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5prDjKAcw
+        perfectly_balanced = EasterEgg(match=r"perfectly balanced", response="_As all things should be_", exact=True)
+
+        # ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
+        sixty_nine = EasterEgg(match=r"(^69$)|(^69 )|( 69 )|( 69$)", response="_Nice_", exact=False, startswith=False)
+
+        # https://youtu.be/7mbLzkNFDs8?t=19
+        what_did_it_cost = EasterEgg(match=r"what did it cost\??", response="_Everything_", exact=True)
+
+        # https://youtu.be/EJfYh-JVbJA?t=10
+        you_cant_defeat_me = EasterEgg(match=r"you can'?t defeat me", response="_I know, but he can_", exact=False)
+
+        session.add_all(
+            [
+                do_not_cite_deep_magic,
+                dormammu,
+                hello_there,
+                hey,
+                is_this_the_kk,
+                its_over_anakin,
+                perfectly_balanced,
+                sixty_nine,
+                what_did_it_cost,
+                you_cant_defeat_me,
+            ]
+        )
+        await session.commit()

didier/utils/easter_eggs.py

@@ -1,9 +1,11 @@
 import random
+import re
 from typing import Optional
 
 import discord
 from discord.ext import commands
 
+import settings
 from database.utils.caches import EasterEggCache
 from didier.utils.discord.prefix import match_prefix
 
@@ -11,11 +13,8 @@ __all__ = ["detect_easter_egg"]
 
 
 def _roll_easter_egg(response: str) -> Optional[str]:
-    """Roll a random chance for an easter egg to be responded with
-
-    The chance for an easter egg to be used is 33%
-    """
-    rolled = random.randint(0, 100) < 33
+    """Roll a random chance for an easter egg to be responded with"""
+    rolled = random.randint(0, 100) < settings.EASTER_EGG_CHANCE
     return response if rolled else None
 
 
@@ -23,7 +22,8 @@ async def detect_easter_egg(client: commands.Bot, message: discord.Message, cach
     """Try to detect an easter egg in a message"""
     prefix = match_prefix(client, message)
 
-    content = message.content.strip().lower()
+    # Remove markdown and whitespace for better matches
+    content = message.content.strip().strip("_* \t\n").lower()
 
     # Message calls Didier
     if prefix is not None:
@@ -37,12 +37,17 @@ async def detect_easter_egg(client: commands.Bot, message: discord.Message, cach
             return None
 
     for easter_egg in cache.easter_eggs:
-        # Exact matches
-        if easter_egg.exact and easter_egg.match == content:
-            return _roll_easter_egg(easter_egg.response)
+        pattern = easter_egg.match
 
-        # Matches that start with a certain term
-        if easter_egg.startswith and content.startswith(easter_egg.match):
+        # Use regular expressions to easily allow slight variations
+        if easter_egg.exact:
+            pattern = rf"^{pattern}$"
+        elif easter_egg.startswith:
+            pattern = rf"^{pattern}"
+
+        matched = re.search(pattern, content)
+
+        if matched is not None:
             return _roll_easter_egg(easter_egg.response)
 
     return None

settings.py

@@ -12,6 +12,10 @@ __all__ = [
     "SANDBOX",
     "TESTING",
     "LOGFILE",
+    "SEMESTER",
+    "YEAR",
+    "MENU_TIMEOUT",
+    "EASTER_EGG_CHANCE",
     "POSTGRES_DB",
     "POSTGRES_USER",
     "POSTGRES_PASS",
@@ -24,12 +28,10 @@ __all__ = [
     "DISCORD_BOOS_REACT",
     "DISCORD_CUSTOM_COMMAND_PREFIX",
     "UFORA_ANNOUNCEMENTS_CHANNEL",
-    "BA3_ROLE",
     "UFORA_RSS_TOKEN",
     "URBAN_DICTIONARY_TOKEN",
     "IMGFLIP_NAME",
     "IMGFLIP_PASSWORD",
-    "BA3_SCHEDULE_URL",
     "ScheduleType",
     "ScheduleInfo",
     "SCHEDULE_DATA",
@@ -43,6 +45,7 @@ LOGFILE: str = env.str("LOGFILE", "didier.log")
 SEMESTER: int = env.int("SEMESTER", 2)
 YEAR: int = env.int("YEAR", 3)
 MENU_TIMEOUT: int = env.int("MENU_TIMEOUT", 30)
+EASTER_EGG_CHANCE: int = env.int("EASTER_EGG_CHANCE", 15)
 
 """Database"""
 # PostgreSQL