More easter eggs

database/scripts/db01_initial_easter_eggs.py

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+from sqlalchemy.ext.asyncio import AsyncSession
+
+from database.engine import DBSession
+from database.schemas import EasterEgg
+
+__all__ = ["main"]
+
+
+async def main():
+    """Add the initial easter egg responses"""
+    session: AsyncSession
+    async with DBSession() as session:
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd6hVYkkq88
+        do_not_cite_deep_magic = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"((don'?t)|(do not)) cite the deep magic to me,? witch",
+            response="_I was there when it was written_",
+            exact=True,
+        )
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrHTR22pIhw
+        dormammu = EasterEgg(match=r"dormammu", response="_I've come to bargain_", exact=True)
+
+        # https://youtu.be/rEq1Z0bjdwc?t=7
+        hello_there = EasterEgg(match=r"hello there", response="_General Kenobi_", exact=True)
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WZCvQ5J3pk
+        hey = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"hey,? ?(?:you)?",
+            response="_You're finally awake!_",
+            exact=True,
+        )
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5ZDC1eQEA
+        is_this_the_kk = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"is (this|dis) (.*)", response="No, this is Patrick.", exact=False, startswith=True
+        )
+
+        # https://youtu.be/d6uckPRKvSg?t=4
+        its_over_anakin = EasterEgg(
+            match=r"it'?s over ", response="_I have the high ground_", exact=False, startswith=True
+        )
+
+        # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5prDjKAcw
+        perfectly_balanced = EasterEgg(match=r"perfectly balanced", response="_As all things should be_", exact=True)
+
+        # ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
+        sixty_nine = EasterEgg(match=r"(^69$)|(^69 )|( 69 )|( 69$)", response="_Nice_", exact=False, startswith=False)
+
+        # https://youtu.be/7mbLzkNFDs8?t=19
+        what_did_it_cost = EasterEgg(match=r"what did it cost\??", response="_Everything_", exact=True)
+
+        # https://youtu.be/EJfYh-JVbJA?t=10
+        you_cant_defeat_me = EasterEgg(match=r"you can'?t defeat me", response="_I know, but he can_", exact=False)
+
+        session.add_all(
+            [
+                do_not_cite_deep_magic,
+                dormammu,
+                hello_there,
+                hey,
+                is_this_the_kk,
+                its_over_anakin,
+                perfectly_balanced,
+                sixty_nine,
+                what_did_it_cost,
+                you_cant_defeat_me,
+            ]
+        )
+        await session.commit()