didier/database/scripts/db01_initial_easter_eggs.py

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from sqlalchemy.ext.asyncio import AsyncSession
from database.engine import DBSession
from database.schemas import EasterEgg
__all__ = ["main"]
async def main():
"""Add the initial easter egg responses"""
session: AsyncSession
async with DBSession() as session:
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd6hVYkkq88
do_not_cite_deep_magic = EasterEgg(
match=r"((don'?t)|(do not)) cite the deep magic to me,? witch",
response="_I was there when it was written_",
exact=True,
)
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrHTR22pIhw
dormammu = EasterEgg(match=r"dormammu", response="_I've come to bargain_", exact=True)
# https://youtu.be/rEq1Z0bjdwc?t=7
hello_there = EasterEgg(match=r"hello there", response="_General Kenobi_", exact=True)
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WZCvQ5J3pk
hey = EasterEgg(
match=r"hey,? ?(?:you)?",
response="_You're finally awake!_",
exact=True,
)
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5ZDC1eQEA
is_this_the_kk = EasterEgg(
match=r"is (this|dis) (.*)", response="No, this is Patrick.", exact=False, startswith=True
)
# https://youtu.be/d6uckPRKvSg?t=4
its_over_anakin = EasterEgg(
match=r"it'?s over ", response="_I have the high ground_", exact=False, startswith=True
)
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5prDjKAcw
perfectly_balanced = EasterEgg(match=r"perfectly balanced", response="_As all things should be_", exact=True)
# ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
sixty_nine = EasterEgg(match=r"(^69$)|(^69 )|( 69 )|( 69$)", response="_Nice_", exact=False, startswith=False)
# https://youtu.be/7mbLzkNFDs8?t=19
what_did_it_cost = EasterEgg(match=r"what did it cost\??", response="_Everything_", exact=True)
# https://youtu.be/EJfYh-JVbJA?t=10
you_cant_defeat_me = EasterEgg(match=r"you can'?t defeat me", response="_I know, but he can_", exact=False)
session.add_all(
[
do_not_cite_deep_magic,
dormammu,
hello_there,
hey,
is_this_the_kk,
its_over_anakin,
perfectly_balanced,
sixty_nine,
what_did_it_cost,
you_cant_defeat_me,
]
)
await session.commit()